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Wizard's Cum

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.
Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.
by Condog2 July 24, 2012
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Cum Artist

A Cum Artist is a person who uses a celebrity's photo, or a picture of a really hot girl as inspiration to jerk off on and "paint" their face or body with their cum-shot. They can dedicate their art to one celebrity or many, and are extroverts wanting their photos published online for all to see. The newer artists have turned to video capturing the facial or body shot with sound.
The Shania Twain Cum Art gallery features pictures and video from various Cum Artists around the world.
by Art for All December 5, 2011
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Cum smack

The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter
Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.
by Godj375 March 3, 2011
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Invisible Cum

Invisible Cum, when a 11-13yr old boy cums it wont be visible but will be slimy and touchable.
I have Invisible Cum
by Chubbicle February 24, 2019
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cum kink

yes
do you have a cum kink?”
fuck yeah
by indyy💕✨ March 30, 2022
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cum burger

-I`m about to cum. Where do you want it?
-Let`s make a cum burger, Master Throckmorton!
by im so sorry for my creations January 10, 2021
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Cum Fart

When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.
Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.
by CloacaCrusher69 April 29, 2021
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