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cold pringle

A sexual act regarding the males scrotum dipping into the mouth of a sexual partner. To qualify as a cold pringle the person engaging in the activity must be completely naked and out in an environment with snow. The snow is mandatory.
Steve: Gee, that was a nice cold pringle
JonBenet: Yeah I know you sucked on my balls really hard
by Larencio Castiejo December 10, 2007
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cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.
"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"
by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016
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colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.
Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.
by Cenobica April 10, 2017
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cold top

Shit dude! My girlfriend gave me some cold top last night too! I'm still not sure how I feel about it...
by Omnipresent Sentinel May 1, 2016
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Cold washcloth

Oh, God, yeah. That is good on and around my brain. Mmmm... Yeah.
Hym "Aw yeah... Get that cold washcloth all up on muh brainz.... Mmm... That's better. 10/10 would recommend a cold washcloth for your brains. Maybe some peas. Go get some peas. Put em on your brain-cage... It's good. Trust me."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Cold Play

A moment of public humiliation for a cheater, caused not by their betrayed partner, but by an innocent bystander who accidentally reveals their deception.
The term describes the scenario where a person, completely unaware of the romantic drama, unintentionally outs the cheater in a public place. This usually involves an offhand comment, a mistaken identity, or a simple greeting that exposes the affair to the partner or a mutual friend. It's the ultimate "whoops" moment, where the cheater is caught not by a detective, but by a doorbell camera.
Example 1:
“He was on a dinner date with his side-piece when a coworker walked by and yelled, 'Hey, how was that anniversary cruise with your wife?' It was a perfect Cold Play.”

Example 2:
“Her affair was a secret until her neighbor came over to return a sweater and said, 'You dropped this at Mark's house last night.' It was the ultimate Cold Play.”
by Leonarmil July 21, 2025
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cold white

Kat ? Oh she is cold white
by Muahkkakaksks September 8, 2021
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