Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021

Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

Mirror balls

The act of dumping glitter down the front of an unsuspecting sweaty person's pants especially post workout or post coitus.

Either Disco is making a comeback or the frat house down the street has been giving out mirror balls nightly.

by Khaavren May 13, 2021

Ball sniping

Act of licking balls from a long distance

Yesterday I was ball sniping my mom when she was sleeping

by LucasMcCaffrey May 17, 2021

Lucky Ball

A ball on a man that is slightly smaller than his other one. This is often true in the case of men with a small penis.

Lou... Thats a nice Lucky ball ya got there!

by Spicy McHaggis December 23, 2003

Ball Cucking

When someone (most likely your opponent) dies right before your auto-combo finishes so you can't get a ball to summon Shenron.

You: Fuckin' hell, seems like this is a classic case of Ball Cucking
Opponent: Ha fuck you SSJ4 Gogeta using bitch.

by beastmode8234 January 3, 2023

Ligma Balls

Ligma Balls is a disease that can be contracted from big ball chickens. It only happens in the balls and can cause ball cancer, ball destruction, and cutoff to get women. The only way to cure the Ligma Balls disease, is for someone to lick the infectee's balls.

"Do you have Ligma Balls?"

by DarkFeind August 18, 2023