pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

pig farm

The common use for kind fun-making to someone a bit "CHUNKY".

Man 1: Hey CHARLES GIBSON OF WORLD NEWS! Look at that pig farm over there!
Man 2: Hahaha that's a big'un alright!
Pig Farm: Hahaha you guys are TOO funny!

by Hoki Philipe June 19, 2007

pig o round

when a fat bitch sucks you off on merry go round and throws up on your dick

Friend 1: Hey hows it going with tammy
Friend 2: great she gave me a pig o round

by the_realest_thug163 July 13, 2023

Henry Trotters the Pig

A person who has lost their virginity to a level 9 goblin gang in clash royale and likes to insert pla filament into their urethra. Some might also enjoy watching gay furry midget porn while doing so..

person 1 'my brother's Henry Trotters the Pig'
person 2 'eat him'

by atomiclol April 19, 2023

Yo-yo pig

A yo-yo with a pig on it

I got a yo-yo pig mommy!

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 16, 2017

Pigs Blood Truther

Someone who believes the debunked theory that General Pershing dipped bullets in pigs blood when fighting Muslim troops in the Philippines. Many right-wingers believe that if we took such action, all Middle East wars would end because Muslims would not go to heaven if shot with a bullet dipped in Pig's Blood.

My uncle is a crazy Pigs Blood Truther that also believes 911 was an inside job.

by AA6464 August 18, 2017

eat like a pig

The actions of one chowing down on food, in comparison to that of a pig.

They're so disgusting! They eat like a pig during our most casual means, which causes a scene.

by Mr_Map February 1, 2018