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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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pig farm

The common use for kind fun-making to someone a bit "CHUNKY".
Man 1: Hey CHARLES GIBSON OF WORLD NEWS! Look at that pig farm over there!
Man 2: Hahaha that's a big'un alright!
Pig Farm: Hahaha you guys are TOO funny!
by Hoki Philipe June 19, 2007
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pig o round

when a fat bitch sucks you off on merry go round and throws up on your dick
Friend 1: Hey hows it going with tammy
Friend 2: great she gave me a pig o round
by the_realest_thug163 July 13, 2023
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Henry Trotters the Pig

A person who has lost their virginity to a level 9 goblin gang in clash royale and likes to insert pla filament into their urethra. Some might also enjoy watching gay furry midget porn while doing so..
person 1 'my brother's Henry Trotters the Pig'
person 2 'eat him'
by atomiclol April 19, 2023
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Yo-yo pig

I got a yo-yo pig mommy!
by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 16, 2017
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Pigs Blood Truther

Someone who believes the debunked theory that General Pershing dipped bullets in pigs blood when fighting Muslim troops in the Philippines. Many right-wingers believe that if we took such action, all Middle East wars would end because Muslims would not go to heaven if shot with a bullet dipped in Pig's Blood.
My uncle is a crazy Pigs Blood Truther that also believes 911 was an inside job.
by AA6464 August 18, 2017
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eat like a pig

The actions of one chowing down on food, in comparison to that of a pig.
They're so disgusting! They eat like a pig during our most casual means, which causes a scene.
by Mr_Map February 1, 2018
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