The M Theory

Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.

Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory

by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020

m rat

Someone that is usually stinky, yet pretty.

Dr. Phil McGraw is such an m rat.

by moeli March 18, 2021

lukas M

ong these mf's thinking that all the lukas's be the same n shit but i strongly disagree as a fellow lukas. Lukas's are usually short, yes, buttttt we are very kind hearted and hate people named alessio. ong we all handsome as shit tho even tho we short but its all good because personality>looks ya get me

lukas M is one hot azz male no? skull emoji x7 actually braindead lukas :on: :top:

by lukas#5555 on valorant October 14, 2022

m/w vm

Basically asking your bf to send you a moaning/whimpering voice message if you ever need it yk

Hey babe can you send me a m/w vm pls and ty🙏
Yea sure-

by honestlyiwasjusthorny October 13, 2021

m

a million dollars

i used to be broke now i got me a m

by absence103 June 18, 2021

M. Swizzle Cheese

An Absolute cheesey man, craft god, baking master. If this person was a color they would be Lime Green.

-Cash or credit?
-M. Swizzle Cheese please get that magnet out of your butt
-No.

by BreadBowlTime January 30, 2021

Lowercase m

When your girlfriend won’t let you hit raw even though you lift.

-“I don’t care how much you lift John, you can’t go raw dog!”

-“Lowercase m”

by Lowercasem August 10, 2021