Skip to main content

Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.
Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...
by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022
mugGet the Blue Waffles mug.

Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.
Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.
by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022
mugGet the Tuna waffles mug.

Blue waffle

papa smurf: I just gave grouchy a blue waffle.
by bonnie'slilbabybonbon January 28, 2022
mugGet the Blue waffle mug.

waffle night

Waffle Night is a name given to any night you choose, where you just eat 59 waffles. Only 59.
Hey Jerry, are you prepared? It's waffle night tonight!
by starinquiry January 31, 2022
mugGet the waffle night mug.

Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain
I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower
by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022
mugGet the Waffle stomp mug.

Waffling

Waffling is speaking in a vague and trivial manner for no reason at all.
Definition of waffling:

“It’s like taking the third derivative of the ionic bonds when the algorithmic mass is about to have a chemically forced reaction with the apple to the fourth power
mugGet the Waffling mug.

waffle crisp

some bomb ass cereal you could have found in 2011
ayo man grab me that waffle crisp
by icausemassiveCHaos March 31, 2022
mugGet the waffle crisp mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email