turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories

I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.

by Evan Cool April 26, 2015

Turd

New Zealand slang for a penis

Suck my turd bro
Oi bro put your turd back in your pants

by notformeyafuckinfool May 5, 2015

Turd Burglar

The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.

It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.

by Smilesandspace June 18, 2015

Turd

A pile of poo

THERS a turd.

by Peace sighn backwards March 17, 2016

thriday

A thursday that comes before a day off from school or work. It is like a friday but on a thursday.

"I can't believe it's finally thriday!"

by a person 33 January 9, 2017

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017