Blended Waffle

A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.

Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?

by BongooCatt December 18, 2021

Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.

Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.

by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022

Blue waffle

when papa smurf creams THE FUCK out of another smurf

papa smurf: I just gave grouchy a blue waffle.

by bonnie'slilbabybonbon January 28, 2022

waffle night

Waffle Night is a name given to any night you choose, where you just eat 59 waffles. Only 59.

Hey Jerry, are you prepared? It's waffle night tonight!

by starinquiry January 31, 2022

Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain

I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower

by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022