russian kid

a kid who is russian and sus kinda imposter amongus .

Russian kid was the imposter from among us sus. amonkus sas . impasta russian

by sussy imposter man 123 August 18, 2021

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

Russian pull out

When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.

I promised I wouldn’t cum in him, but then I gave him the Russian pull out.

by Sue Casa April 18, 2020

Russian HandStand

When some one sits on a bottle of vodka and does a hand stand in an attempt to get drunk faster than they would by drinking it.

I heard Chad did a Russian Handstand last night at the party!

by Big_Dictionary October 13, 2022

Russian

Russian is synonym to words "murder", "occupier"

I am proud to be Russian, because I murdered a child with its mother in the most beautiful Ukrainian Port - Mariupol.

by Frank986 April 11, 2022

russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.

1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.

by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014

Russian

1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures

2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.

1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN

"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)

2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.

Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.

by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021