Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
by Joe E C June 18, 2022
An alias for a philipino girl. Usually russian girls look way older then they are and philipino girls always look way younger then they are. So in short Philipinos are reverse russians.
by Cockslammer054 August 07, 2020
When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
by ibangurmum! August 21, 2018
noun,
The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.
Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
The strange, garbled text that appears when computer graphics chew up and spit out something you were trying to read. Words may resemble comic-style expletives (#OI%#, #$gO%#i$^l!), but since I'm not from Space Russia, I can't actually produce it on demand. Expect glyphs (letters of the Roman alphabet are rather hard to find in this soup) to fall on top of each other or be cut in half and otherwise shuffled in a mangled cluster of digital illegibility.
Inspired by Space Barbie. Who also only seems to exist online, and communicates mostly through mangled clusters of digital illegibility.
Elliott: Can you tell what that says?
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
Britt: That mess on the screen? No, it's Space Russian.
Elliott: Exactly. Guess the graphics card needs kicking.
Britt: In Space Russia, graphics card kicks you.
by Xylergeist February 04, 2014
(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.
1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."
by nadimka January 09, 2022
noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.
adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.
verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) A teacup originating from Russia.
adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.
verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..
Guy 2: That's what she said!
Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.
2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...
-silence-
Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...
Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
Guy 2: That's what she said!
Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.
2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...
-silence-
Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...
Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
by Stooojj May 03, 2013
by ROAD HOUSE February 23, 2016