monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen

"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024

forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016

MUD MONSTER

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.

THAT MUD MONSTER HIT THE FIRST MUDHOLE SHE SAW IN HER SIDE BY SIDE AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD.

by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025

Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

by LostABet January 1, 2012

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Burgchurg September 22, 2021

National Monster Day

Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day

I have so many Monsters in my room i can celebrate National Monster Day

by The Local Kyle March 21, 2021

swig monster

He his very weird and will make you gag he cannot play games and acts like a girl

Guy1.Who is that he is terrible on battlefield someone kick him!!
Guy2.it is swig monster I need to ban him he is so bad at this he is making us loose!!

by JBroisabeast123 October 9, 2017