nunchuck smoke

the act of smoking strictly 2 cigarettes consecutively, as opposed to the act of chain smoking - which requires smoking more than two.

"wanna nunchuck smoke on the porch?"

by simpingfornoreason February 19, 2022

No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

Smoke puncher

"When you shake their hand, it feels like you're punching smoke."

"That handshake was so limp, it was like a handshake from a ghost. A real smoke puncher of a person."

by Artias September 20, 2025

smoking is gay

some shit health nuts say when you smoke a ciggy in their faces

“Disclaimer: Smoking is gay”

by what kinda name is soap August 25, 2023

*smoke* amen

An exclamation of ultimate frustration let out when there is no available relief. One must imitate the action of smoking a cigarette and then say "amen"

Ugh...*smoke* amen

by best kid eva March 4, 2011

Not Smoke

A period of time which one takes to "not smoke".

Verity left the dinner table to go outside and have a "not smoke".

by Bug1995 December 21, 2019