Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

Firey sausage

As you are fornicating with a wonderful, beutiful woman on the kitchen, you pull out, casually reach down, grab a packet of chilli powder and dust liberally before putting it back in.

"i cant belive it, my teacher reported me for hubông her the old firey sausage after class

by Wowthatsalottadamage November 7, 2019

Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

ate the sausage roll

When something (including but not limited to media, like a video game, or a movie) suddenly drops in quality out of nowhere, with the term usually used to joke that the creator(s) ran out of budget to maintain the quality of said thing.

Person A: "Hey, where the hell did the voice acting go? None of the dialogue has any voice acting anymore!"
Person B: "They must've ate the sausage roll."

by chippy chippy chippy October 10, 2023

Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.

Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin

by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022

Sausage

Penis shaped meat

Wow, I would love to put that sausage inside of me. I mean eating it.. I mean, swallow it you know. I mean .. forget it

by VincentScott58 November 18, 2019