Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

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Sausage trap

When your stuck between going
Steady and booty call

Her:love you

You:......luv you to
*puts down phone

Bro:you still seeing that sausage trap.

Didn't you say she was a psycho?

You: yeah but she gives good head.....

by CaucasianAlien October 31, 2016

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Sausage Mouth

When You eat a sausage,and then fart,you taste sausage in your mouth

Hey bro ,last night I was so poes honger I ate a worsie and had to take a vet kak and then I had sausage mouth

by Pussydestroyer417 March 16, 2021

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Sausage Mouth

Someone who's love of sausages is so extreme it has completely altered the smell of their breath to what can only be decribed as entering a room that has been scented by sausage candles. You may think this sounds like a delightful smell....you would be very wrong

Edwards don't you breath on me you've got sausage mouth

by SGW86 December 05, 2014

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hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 04, 2009

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