Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020

Ruppy Love

What you Get when Adam Berkowitz and Lauren Molieri meet.

Me and LCM like to eat ruppy chow and make ruppy love

by Adam Berkowitz October 19, 2004

Rusty Venture

When one inserts peanuts into his urethra has anal intercourse with his partner thus leaving the peanuts inside of his partner, the partner then poops the peanuts onto her partners chest. all while on top of a stuffed gorilla as your therapist watches and takes notes.

dude, i totally gave her a rusty venture last night.

by HisRoyalAwesomeness November 24, 2010

rusty trumpet

A penis with many warts/scars on it.

A severely aged penis.

"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot."

"Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."

by Ginger Loaf December 28, 2005

rusty truckdriver

When you run of gas and you have to go to the "firehouse" to get more "gas". The definition of receiving gas is rather ambiguous.

Mikela Portsmom totally got a rusty truckdriver last night!

by Mikelaportsmom February 18, 2011

rusty rabbit

When you take a fat shit on a male/Females two front teeth, then punch the shit outa off them so their head hops like a rabbit.

I gave Jennifer a rusty rabbit last night

by Jimmy the guy 9 May 26, 2017

Rusty Motor

alrite its basically wen a guy/gal motorboats a crusty vag

Tommy- yo i totally gave Veronica a rusty motor las nite

Kevin- Thats fuckin nasty bro

Monny- That bitch needs to get cleaned

Kenny- she should chisel that shit out or sumthin

Matt- Lets smoke a blunt

by K LEE April 8, 2007