Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

I trust purple

A phrase that a fellow AROHA made for just us and ASTRO. It means that we will never leave our boy's side no matter what. We can trust them and they can trust us. We are family.

some AROHA have been trying to push this phrase in our family since 2016 but since we're a small family it's kinda to promote such things ;(( maybe one day it'll become our famous motto .

ASTRO: Please don't leave us. Trust us

AROHA: Don't worry I trust purple

by jinwoo's binch November 17, 2019

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

Purple microphone

Penis

Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"

by Purpmic December 27, 2019

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019