pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2017

pig farm

The common use for kind fun-making to someone a bit "CHUNKY".

Man 1: Hey CHARLES GIBSON OF WORLD NEWS! Look at that pig farm over there!
Man 2: Hahaha that's a big'un alright!
Pig Farm: Hahaha you guys are TOO funny!

by Hoki Philipe June 19, 2007

Happy as a pig in shit

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.

Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.

by Filthy Don June 16, 2019

Peppa pig porn

This is when you see Peppa pig getting some D from every animal in this show. It is also a way for people under 7 to masturbate without looking at naked peaple.

Mom- What are you looking at?
Kid- Peppa pig porn

by ThodraQC October 3, 2022

Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

Henry Trotters the Pig

A person who has lost their virginity to a level 9 goblin gang in clash royale and likes to insert pla filament into their urethra. Some might also enjoy watching gay furry midget porn while doing so..

person 1 'my brother's Henry Trotters the Pig'
person 2 'eat him'

by atomiclol April 19, 2023

Yo-yo pig

A yo-yo with a pig on it

I got a yo-yo pig mommy!

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 16, 2017