Nick Kick

A Nick Kick is when you try to kick or shoot at goals in soccer, but miss or fail horribly. A good example of a nick kick is booting the crap out of the ball and it going over the goals completely.

''Oh look he is about to take the shot''
''Damn he missed - that was a Nick Kick right there''

by tiltedaspect October 4, 2020

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Nick

The most annoying person ever. No one likes him. All he talks about is weed and stizzys

Nick: yo you want the stizz

- “did someone say stizzy”

- “yo my dealer just copped these new carts from California, they’re gassss.”

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A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

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Nick

A man who has been blessed to love a girl named Caity

Nick has lots of lovinnn for Caity

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To make a Nick

To disappear without any trace. Can be used in combination with "hard" and "soft" to clarify whether the person that disappeared was within the same city/village or he/she somehow managed to reach a different urban area.

- Yo Jeffrey, where did Floro go last night?

- I don't know man, I guess he made a Nick.

- Oh, I hope it is a soft Nick this time. Last weekend he made a hard Nick and woke up trying to sell his watch to stranger in a village some 100km away!
- God, it is dangerous to make a Nick these days.

by ElPolloLocodetodos December 14, 2016

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