ghost monkey

When you allow your opponent in fantasy football to set your lineup as a way to get in said opponent’s head. This causes your opponent to second guess every move including when s/he sets their own lineup.

He put the ghost monkey on my back and caused me to lose the fantasy football match.

by Santos L Harper October 21, 2020

Chunky Monkey

LA/ Crip slang term that means a gun

“Chunky Monkey under my clothes dont get yo son wacced” -X4

by Themack1904 October 27, 2020

monkey peen

When someone has a small penis like a monkey.

She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen

by Smiles at the bay November 7, 2020

making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Smoke monkey

An African American Black Dad who sits in a lawn chair and cooks on his Barbecue at the family barbecue.

The smoke monkey hasn’t left his lawn chair and has been cooking his steaks for the whole day.

by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021