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MOMPA, Make Orange Man President Again, political slogan for 2024 US Presidential election. A pun on Make America Great Again.
I'm a MOMPA Republican. Make Orange Man President Again. Anyone's better than Biden.
by FormerNeverTrumper August 30, 2022
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make a phone call to John Wayne

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."
"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."
by the crab show July 8, 2009
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Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!
by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005
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Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.
George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.
by seymore hineys May 19, 2009
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your mom makes me juicy

basically one of the low lying peons of crude humor, usually the reciever of this insult is void of a comeback due to the simplicity, or stupidity of the remark.
"Kiwi, man your mom makes me juicy."
by slidespace November 20, 2006
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You Make My Ass Burn

A term used to express one's extreme discomfort of something or someone.

The term originates from being pissed off at someone that it you want to take out your frustration at someone.

One would feel extremely frustrated if a person who has an STD were to have anal sex with the person who is frustrated (especially if he is a guy).
Brian: "Dude dude dude let's listen to Justin Bieber."

Stephen: "Dude dude dude you make my ass burn."
by Raiky January 20, 2011
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Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019
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