MAX

Max is an emotionally unavailable dick head who will lead you on four months , get with you then leave . He is a medium ugly but somehow gets all the gyals , he is extremely dumb and has no ambition in life . Avoid him .

- Have you seen max ?

- No , but if you do run .

by jesussave July 26, 2022

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Max E

The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.

"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"

by Lynnich February 8, 2019

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Max

The best Person i‘ve ever met. Funny, beautiful, kind and the best lover in the world. I can tell him everything and he looks at me with the same eyes as bevor. I‘m truely in love with him and couldn't imagine a better Boy friend than him. He understands me even if I sometimes can't give him the love he deserves, but he still does everything to make me feel good. Even when the whole world breaks around me, he makes me smile

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by jlolov November 21, 2021

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Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019

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