When you’re getting your spanked as a punishment, a lick equals one hit with a belt, switch, or whatever your parents used.
“I tried to be clever and put on 3 layers of jeans before my grandparents got home to beat my ass, but my grandpa caught on and gave me 10 extra licks.”
by George N. May 2, 2025
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Definition: The act of rapidly sticking one’s tongue out and moving it up and down as fast as possible while ensuring it touches the top lip with each motion.
Example 1:
Jake started Floyd Licking in the middle of class, and now the whole school is doing it!
Example 2:
She challenged me to a Floyd Licking contest, but I couldn’t keep up with her speed.
Jake started Floyd Licking in the middle of class, and now the whole school is doing it!
Example 2:
She challenged me to a Floyd Licking contest, but I couldn’t keep up with her speed.
by Andeol Capitaine February 19, 2025
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Get the Devious lick mug.The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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