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housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
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ur dad lesbian

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Lesbian

A non man loving a non man, which doesn't exclude non binary and genderfluid people.
Jackson: Dude I heard that girl Lily is a lesbian, she has a girlfriend and everything.

Jason: Really? I have a cousin thats a lesbian, she got married to her wife of 2 years recently.
by LucasHasMucus August 20, 2021
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lesbian

i am a lesbian.
by true factual definitions October 16, 2021
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lesbian nandermo

when the nandermo is lesbian
Nandor: "You are my.... friend." lesbian nandermo
by nandor the relentless May 31, 2022
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Lesbian

A lesbian is a non-man who loves other non-men romantically and/or sexually
1: "Hey what does it mean when two women love eachother?"

2: "That's lesbian! But it's not just women, it's non-men to be exact"

1: "Oh thanks for telling me!"
by Dreamsbighairytoes November 29, 2021
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Duracell Lesbian

A lesbian who is fed up with dating and prefers the ease of using her sex toys to get her rocks off!
Jane was sick and tired of dating narcissists. Instead she found solice via her rampant rabbit.

Jane is happy to be a Duracell Lesbian.
by Calamity Kate September 18, 2023
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