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josh

a guy who seems really annoying and immature at first but is really funny and caring when he wants to be. has nice hair but is a player. he is very complicated and is obsessed with memes and perverted jokes. doesn’t try in a relationship and uses people on accident. knows he is a bad person but doesn’t try to be a good one
josh is such a player

ew josh is so annoying

josh dumped me yesterday

josh is so inappropriate
by sluttyfang April 23, 2018
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Josh Gund

To distract someone momentarily to make a quirky or quick escape
My friend felt very uncomfortable talking to the intimidating man dressed in sunglasses and a black and white suit so I had to Josh Gund him by throwing a coin near him to distract him
by Yiteziah April 8, 2021
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Josh

Usually you are attracted to his big ears that have satellites projecting their signal causing no girl to be able to resist Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.
Josh is worth the wait
by Shhh it’s Cole April 7, 2022
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Josh S.

A fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat man.
"The earth quakes when Josh S. walks."
by Oofism April 28, 2025
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Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.
Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"
by vSevy January 5, 2021
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josh and coco

soulmates, two people that are meant for each other, two connected hearts, those who set each other's heart ablaze; the dream team
do yk josh and coco?
yea, he's really cool and so is she. coco is working on being better for josh because she has jealousy and sensitivity isses
oh fr?
yea her issues really bum the both of them out. she needs to be better but she's trying
oh, ok. yea, i just hope josh and coco work out. they seem perfect together. couple goals, some might say
by cokes.malokes April 29, 2023
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josh

Josh is a really nice cancer surprisingly. He cares for people a lot. He's a real man and he knows how to handle a woman. he moans really funily. He has a big peepee.
I really love josh, he cares for me
by iluvpurple March 25, 2022
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