Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.
Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place
by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024
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jew-ish

When you feel like a jew, but aren't.
"I never claimed to be Jewish... my grandparents are Jewish, so I'm Jew-ish." - George Santos
by kristofferR December 04, 2023
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a treif-jew

this is an amalgamation of the terms a treife and a jew. It's a term of derision or insult, usually used by jews against other jews, to define 1) a jew who behaves and acts like a goy or 2) a jew who has converted out of judaism into another monotheistic religion.
two jews meet on the street and one of them is eating a Black Forest ham and cheese sandwich.

jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.
by Sexydimma December 01, 2011
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Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
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Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!
"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."
by Da man 420 November 04, 2020
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Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)
Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.
by Beetjuice February 16, 2025
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jew tossed

Being hit in hockey resulting in your ass ten feet away from the person who hit you.
Wow, that kid really got jew tossed by the Division 1 prospect.
by werewolf1 January 19, 2009
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