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Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021
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Loose Soup

The opposite of “no soap”.

When everything happens, but not necessarily in a bad way.
How was the bar last night?
OMG! Thought It was going to be no soap, but it wound up being loose soup!
by BeezVanilla December 31, 2020
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Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.
- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?
by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020
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rainbow alphabet soup

"Since were both part of the rainbow alphabet soup we can yk"

"Layla your married "
by not your teeth June 24, 2022
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wontwat soup

When a human if Chinese decent uses chop sticks to grasp the cliterous as he licks her bean furiously, while occasionally sucking, biting, and even in some cases snorting it.
My wife made me a delicious wontwat soup last night.
by FingerLickenGoodness October 23, 2014
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Soup Swimmin

Sleeping in your own throw up. Most often after drinking too much the night before.
McKayla: Last night was fun till I woke up
Josiah: What happened? You go soup swimming?
M:yea:(
by jratchetthetraplord September 8, 2015
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vanilla soup

It's when you:
1.) Lacktate into a cup
2.) Put it in the fridge to cool off
3.) Take it out
4.) Add a tad bit of sugar

5.) Then serve it to your lover
"I served my sweetheart some Vanilla Soup."
*MOANS LIKE A PESTO ON*
by I scream like a pidgin March 25, 2016
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