Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Eating the Gun

Putting the barrel of a gun inside your mouth and shooting it.

Another way of committing suicide

The police showed up to the house to find that Mike was eating the gun.

by Skate_fast_eat_ass__ August 2, 2018

Gun-Phobia

Pussy retards who piss themselves in fear over the mere glimpse of a gun, most commonly liberals. These people typically either work for schools or in the U.S. government, and usually wear diapers all day long in the off chance they come across someone carrying one.
They typically are of the childish mindset that anyone carrying a gun or buying a gun must be a school shooter, and are in no means buying a gun for sport, self defense, open carry, concealed carry, hunting etc. and HAVE to have malicious intent behind doing so. Usually these people neglect both reasoning and firearm logic so they can push their 'feelings' and 'emotions' onto other people, being fearful over things on guns that add no practicality whatsoever like a vertical grip on a shotgun.

"Bro, that person was an absolute Gun-Phobic. Don't bring him to the range ever again,"
The man had major Gun-Phobia because he shit his pants over seeing a Glock on some ones waistband for self defense.

by Kill_Urself January 30, 2023

Cum gun

A penile erection which ejaculates cum...

Damn my cum gun goes wack when I see Sarah!

by Papi_lebron September 18, 2018

Gun

A drink,that tastes like chocolate.It tastes better with bullets.

Hey,want some gun?

by SCREEET February 2, 2021

Gun like object (GLO)

According to Wikipedia a gun is “a device or ranged weapon designed to throw a projectile using pressure or explosive force. The projectiles are typically solid, but can also be pressurized liquid, or gas. Solid projectiles may be free-flying or tethered”. A gun like object or GLO is any fictional device in a video game, video, graphic novel or story that fits this definition. It can also be an actual object that is not a gun but has some resemblance to a gun.

A player pushes one button to aim the gun like object (GLO) at an opponent and another to fire it.
The “noisy cricket” of the movie “Men in Black” is a noted “fictional firearm”, or GLO.

Police have mistakenly shot people who pull phones from a pocket, mistaking the phone for a gun like object.

by eagle8eye July 9, 2023

scoping my gun in

To sight your gun in.

I’m going to be “scoping my gun in” today before I hit the woods for deer season this weekend. “
“Hey Jed did you “scope your gun in” yet? Deer season is coming quick.

by Redneck Runner March 11, 2022