golden doggy

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs

My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates

by goujonlova January 7, 2012

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Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
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An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

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Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.

by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020

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Golden Mudslide

When you pee in a person’s butt and they blow you while sitting on the toilet pissing the urine out of their ass.

We tried a golden mudslide last night, I can’t believe she held it in!

by sassyclassyassy March 18, 2019

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A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog

Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.

by Tokenship March 12, 2024

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