Fakebait

A person who posts suggestive pictures of themself to get attention but then gets offended by "perverted" comments and further more claims to only post those pictures without any background thoughts.

Fakebait Girl: posts pictures or selfies of a starbucks coffe in her hand while showing also her cleavage directly to the camera: "hey guys, the best cofee in new york"

Commentor: mhhh nice boobies

Girl: Get lost perv, im blocking you!!!!

The example can also work with feet , cameltoe , bulge or any other sexual atracting body part.

by Anonycat August 18, 2015

fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

fake is the case

If the package (case) is fake whats inside is (usually) as well.

The first and easiest sign that it's a "fake is the case" it comes with.

by MarkusOla October 18, 2015

fake chill

When one is very upset but tries to play it cool.

Her boyfriend cheated; she's fake chill.

by Zionintu December 4, 2015

fakebooking

It's when you type a bunch of comments.. but don't post them. Y'know, coz they're just too mean. Mwahahaha

I was fakebooking a bunch of Joe's posts. If only I had the balls to actually post them. Mwahahaha

by grokster March 9, 2016

fake hotdog

Not real hot dog. Like made of plastic and you cant eat it.

Kid: Hey! What are you going to be on halloween?
Other kid:I dont know yet
Kid:Hey! Whats that in your pocket?
Other kid: fake hotdog

by scrub says October 5, 2016

fageezy

What the fuck

What the fageezy bitch

by Monday morning chilling September 22, 2016