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Facebook Flashing 

The act of randomly popping up on someone's chat therefore,"Flashing" them.
Guy: I was on facebook when this girl randomly pops up on chat

Girl: Oh you mean she "Facebook Flashed" you?

Guy: Yeah. she was totally Facebook flashing!
Facebook Flashing by AbbyVanP September 20, 2010

facebook whore 

Either a girl or guy who adds everyone under the sun so that it looks like they have a ton of friends, but in reality they just look stupid because they don't actually know any of them. This said person with a ton of "friends" often has no real friends and no one really likes them because they are fake. They also like to creep on these people they don't know. Guys are the worst because they will facebook chat, message, and comment on pictures of girls they don't even know...LOSERS. Some facebook whores will even post pictures of themselves that are slutty so they can get attention to feel better about themselves. They shoudl just rejoin myspace and quit being annoying to all the normal people who use facebook correctly.
Whore: "Omg I added that kid on facebook yesterday."
Person: "So don't you know him?"
Whore:"ummm, no...I just wanted to creep on him."
Person: "Wow, that's pretty lame..you're a facebook whore. In fact, I don't even really like you."

Facebook whore 

Someone who's life revolves round facebook, adding people they barely know or don't know at all to artificially exaggerate their freind count. Spend 90% of their time awake on facebook
"DUDE, go out and get some real friends"
"He cant man, he's a facebook whore"
Facebook whore by fromie lad January 8, 2009

Facebook Rape 

1. The act of vandalizing someone's facebook by gaining access to their profile and inserting blasphemies or funny statements in their status, wall, inbox in an intent to slander or embarrass them in front of their friends.

2. Spamming someone's wall with hundreds of posts to annoy the shit out of them.
"Dude I just facebook raped Kim's profile. I changed her pro pic to Gary Coleman and changed her name to Allota Fagina"

"Hey who wrote all over my friends walls that I'm comin' out of the closet? F**k I just got fb raped!"

"Nigga I'ma bout to rape ur ass on facebook if you don't keep blowin' up my inbox"
Facebook Rape by your_majesty June 14, 2010

Facebook Beauty

A female who looks good in her pictures on facebook, but not in person.
Mate 1: Check this girl out. Been talking to this girl on facebook, meeting her on friday.

Mate 2: Damn she looks good.

Mate 1: Well that was a disaster, she was a facebook beauty. Good on facebook, but not in real life.
Facebook Beauty by A3X-EZEKIEL April 14, 2011

Facebook Trick

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter.
I tried the facebook trick today and I got totally tripped out! It was smexy :]
Facebook Trick by IleikyouTeeHee November 19, 2009