by zoebrnstttr July 18, 2020
Get the ethan brinkleymug. by Alec stein January 20, 2018
Get the ethan bassukmug. Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
by Haikumom November 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
One of the biggest wastemans of peths, thinks he’s big but in reality he’s skinny af. The yute will follow and unfollow you quick times and if the mandem adds you on snap be prepared for pictures of his non existent jawline.
by Crodie July 18, 2019
Get the Ethan Poopalasinghammug. The bestest boyfriend out there. He dates Luke and they do that gay stuuf. He also is the smartest, bestest, handsomess, good soccer player, athletic, freaky, and hottest guy out there.
by freakbob2013 September 19, 2025
Get the ETHANmug. by Idonthavearealuser November 20, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.