D1 Dad

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.

We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.

by KT77 May 29, 2021

Dad

Not the same word as Father, or dad. A person, not your father, who you deeply admire

Danny Devito is my dad (But not really)

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

Dad

That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.

Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.

by YaBoiWaffles November 30, 2018

Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 11, 2023

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025

Dimen's Dad

Error 404: Not found

Dimen's dad left his partner and son. He went to get milk

by WordMakerOP July 15, 2022

dad

are you back!

Dad: im going to buy the milk

never comes back

by r4erfd July 26, 2020