Dad

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…

Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*

by Squiggggles February 21, 2022

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

Dad Share

You want to share with parents but have to go through Mom to get to Dad. “Here’s our wedding pics!” “OK. I’ll Dad Share”.

“Here’s our wedding pictures!” “OK, I’ll Dad Share”

by abelltoday June 14, 2018

Dad

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by TheRedPandaMafia854 May 17, 2022

Dad

A dad who needs those it’s 2022 or who even has them nowadays we all got the issues instead

“How’s your dad” “which one”

by Maya Normus Bhut November 17, 2022

Dad

Someone who leaves you at age 5

Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022