Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

#1 dad salute

When you flip off your dad because you’re pissed at him

My dad gave me grief about my grades so I gave him the #1 dad Salute

by sidmon69 October 24, 2019

Dad

A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?

"I'm just going to get milk". says Dad.

by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019

Deadbeat Dad

A deadbeat dad pop out for milk and never come back , probably has been involved in dodgy dealings and been to prison

Woman : my kids dad is such a “deadbeat dad”

by Su yin November 1, 2019

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019

Dad

Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.

He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."

by queen of sweets and chocolate November 2, 2019

Dad Joke

The best kind of joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!

by My bro town November 9, 2020