Cum-pyknic

To eat the cum of a heavier set man

John enjoys his cum-pyknic

by 4rfvbhjuik January 24, 2011

Cum-hale

When your bitch is giving you head, then instead of swallowing your cum, she inhales.

Guy: Dang bae, you given some nice head.
Bae: Cough! Cough! I think I Cum-hale.

by Jigglelowski January 7, 2015

Cum Chuckles

Cum Chuckles is when you laugh so hard you ejaculate a little bit every time you exhale with a chuckle.

Dude I had the worse case of the Cum Chuckles this morning

by Mr Biggums December 4, 2010

Cum Fart

When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.

Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.

by CloacaCrusher69 April 29, 2021

cum gurning

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010

cum kink

✨yes✨

“do you have a cum kink?”
“fuck yeah”

by indyy💕✨ March 30, 2022

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014