Combat Crotch

When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.

"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."

by Huge Wiener January 18, 2012

Ice Crotch

A female asshole.

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."

by Browneyes May 7, 2012

Sas-crotch

uncontrollably hairy nether region

dude i almost got suffocated going down on that sas-crotch

by nasty big tits June 2, 2012

Cowboy crotch

A used and abused floppy vagina.

Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.

by Dr. D000m June 17, 2012

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

by Stupenzos October 6, 2013

gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.

Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude

by Kimbeardactyl December 23, 2013