cock smack

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) scope of management authority.

Joe tried to give the attractive new receptionist a tour around the office, but his supervisor cock smacked him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 28, 2008

camel cock

When a man gets an erection wearing tight jeans and you can see the outline in his pants leg.

When Jamie walked into the room wet and half naked, Greg was showing some serious camel cock.

by Keegan Sweeet February 11, 2009

Cock Jocky

a homosexual who likes to ride the cock

dam that homo is a cock jocky

by k-5953 November 6, 2005

cock dew

Cock dew is the last few drips of urine still in your schlong when you're done pissing.

Some people say if you shake more than 3 times you're playing with it, this is bullshit. We merely don't want cock dew in our pants.

by Funker_joe September 15, 2006

cock blocker

to deny intimate interaction between a dude and chick with sexual intentions.

holy crap. dylan's mom is a cock blocker!

by jay c June 24, 2004

half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.

After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.

by muttleydeed May 3, 2006

cock fight

Two or more homosexual males (although sometimes it can involve heterosexual males: you know... the frat house type during a keg party) who engage in a duel with their errect penises.

Collin and Justin engage in a cock fight every Friday night before they hit the bars.

by cocker90210 July 2, 2011