When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
by GraysenGG July 22, 2023
Get the Fake door close mug.While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
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Asian Dad: That's It, no holding back 領域拡大：痛みのクローゼット (Japanese for domain expansion: Closet of Pain)
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"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
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Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!
Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.
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