Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

Cock Chopper

Niche term for a trans person that was born with a penis, but identifies as female.

Person 1: “Actually, my pronouns are she/her/they/them.”
Person 2: “Oh, you’re a cock chopper.”

by That smart Moldovan March 25, 2026

Dune Clapping

when you are having sexual relations and don't want to be noticed, you mimic the dune walking technique, but with the pounding intervals, making the sex noises less recognizable.

- Yesterday, my children were in the room next to us and we had to resort to dune clapping

by RdeRuso July 30, 2025

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

Backside Clapping

Backside Clapping - polite euphemism for that rhythmic phenomenon that happens during intimate moments; while making love with one's own lady!

After forgetting their anniversary, Dave tried to make it up by suggesting some enthusiastic backside clapping, but his wife just rolled her eyes and handed him a honey do list.

At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"

When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"

When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.

Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.

by exit21 August 11, 2025

Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.

"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"

by Gorno August 25, 2025