For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019
Get the Commit Tentacle Church mug.The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.
by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020
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Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service
worse than a normal whore in church
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service
worse than a normal whore in church
by ogunga June 14, 2020
Get the French Whore in Church mug.by Nibbajews September 21, 2020
Get the Micheal Richards aka Churd mug.When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
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Get the A Dragon In The Church mug.Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
Get the Take yo ass to church. mug.This is also known and written as living Faith Ministries Church.
It is a sector of living Faith Ministries International where the gospel is taught and preached during worship periods and carries out every other church activity as discribed in the Bible.
It can also be called winners' chapel.
It is a sector of living Faith Ministries International where the gospel is taught and preached during worship periods and carries out every other church activity as discribed in the Bible.
It can also be called winners' chapel.
Living Faith Ministries Church is Illuminati.
Living Faith Ministries Intn Church is a gospel center.
Living Faith Ministries Church is truly winners' chapel.
Living Faith Ministries International Church is Rich.
Living Faith Ministries Intn Church is a gospel center.
Living Faith Ministries Church is truly winners' chapel.
Living Faith Ministries International Church is Rich.
by Jackson Monilium March 2, 2021
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