by R2CUL8_1 December 06, 2021
by Thatmandave June 24, 2020
A world cup girl is a female that claims she watches and loves football only when it’s during the world cup, then goes back to her daily life post world cup. Then the cycle repeats.
“I love Neymar Jr, he’s the best football player ever!”
“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”
“No! I watch football all the time.”
“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”
“…”
“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”
“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”
“No! I watch football all the time.”
“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”
“…”
“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”
by N00N13 February 10, 2023
a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.
I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?
person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).
person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.
person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).
person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.
person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
by ya mams a hoe July 16, 2018
World Cup is a competition hosted by FIFA. This competition includes 32 countries from all around the world such as Cameroon, Japan, Uruguay, Croatia, Portugal and many more! This type of World Cup is with Football/Soccer. The World Cup happens every 4 years for the hosters to get ready to prepare for the biggest event ever! The World Cup is viewed by BILLIONS of people, Sometimes the whole world reacts to the event.
by Your National Smart Guy December 21, 2022
by boshkaly bong bong December 08, 2023
Refers to either:
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.
Folks of either gender would be wise to take a small perf-ribbon of Trojans along with them whenever they go out for quiet tootles through rural areas, just in case they experience any unexpected hic-cups along their travels.
by QuacksO March 08, 2017