Christian

Christian is the best guy you'll ever meet. he's the most loyal sweetest guy you could ask for. hell always be there for you when you need him. he's every girls dream boyfriend. he's so attractive and freaky. he's the best kisser. he's really really good at sports and hes super smart. you'll be devastated if you ever lose him. he will change your life forever and always make you happy. he has his moments but still will always be there for you and never leave you.

Girl- man I really want a Christian in my life

boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours

by urfavgirl<3 December 21, 2024

Christian Denzhel Doria

A short, chink that is extremely lazy and disrespectful to everyone, including himself

I don't think anyone likes that Christian Denzhel Doria lookin mf.

by CosmicFlo June 19, 2022

Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.

Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high”

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”

by The plug of course September 8, 2021

Christian

he only has nigga friends beacuse white prople suck🤡🤡. he has a long dick and he can get all the girls he wants. nigga man called rehan is going to confirm that.

wow, look! that's christian the stupid nigga.

*christian stealing him all vbucks*

by lookkkk November 22, 2021

Christian's Side Look

Very obvious and kinda scary

Christian's Side Look is very noticable, its embarrasing.

by fendee November 13, 2020

Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.

They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."

by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025

Christian Chang

When you run with your arms barely moving. Typically, your arms are making a v shape and your palms are facing the ground. Your arms then swing side to side

Watch me do this Christian Chang.

by tracknation66 November 8, 2017