Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.

virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

Spam break

The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.

My boss went to a meeting, so I have spam break...

by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011

breaking penjamin

another word for a dab pen

" bro im so down to hang. Just don't forget your breaking penjamin."

by y2kzgy May 12, 2025

Breaking Jack

A tv show that's Breaking Bad but it's Jack

I watched the episode of Breaking Jack after Better Call Benji last night.

by Euuuuuphrates December 6, 2022

Break you off

To pay someone off, to compensate, to give somebody a pice of the pie.

If you can find me a buyer I could break you off.

by El Clean March 11, 2025

Lunch Break Special

Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf

Ready to go to the park? I wanted to give you a lunch break special ;)

by anonymous2718 September 27, 2022