Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

ball fetish

Person that has a weird obsession for balls.

-Nazebra has a fetish for balls.
-Why does Nazebra have a ball fetish.

by kittychicha June 7, 2021

Mirror balls

The act of dumping glitter down the front of an unsuspecting sweaty person's pants especially post workout or post coitus.

Either Disco is making a comeback or the frat house down the street has been giving out mirror balls nightly.

by Khaavren May 13, 2021

Ball sniping

Act of licking balls from a long distance

Yesterday I was ball sniping my mom when she was sleeping

by LucasMcCaffrey May 17, 2021

Kush Balls

Something likely to be false or fabricated

Trying to stifle a chuckle, Surya told Monish we have a pop quiz today. Knowing Surya was being untruthful, Monish replied, "Kush Balls."

by KushBalls February 28, 2023

Tractor balls

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.

Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls

by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023

skyzone balls

Skyzone balls is when you shave your ballsack and start jumping on the trampolines at skyzone, and it performs a loud clapping sound.

“When I was at skyzone, I was jumping and everyone heard my skyzone balls!”

by BumHole69420 February 20, 2022