One time

Do you know when people are in jail when they're telling the stories of how they got arrested the first thing that they say is one time I was chilling with the homies and the popo's just pulled up on me and swooped everybody up. Every time they tell a story about when they got arrested or when they ran in with the cops they say one time, so when they see a cop they remember hey that's a one time story.

Hey dogg I'm going to tell you like this , one time I was chilling in the cut, slanging all that dope, A lot of cluccs and strawberries and the one tezzies came through with swat and hemmed us all up, had to do a mandatory 7 years down. Now I'm out and the one times ain't got Nathan on me. Let's go re-up lōc!

by Mobrelated April 7, 2021

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One Piece

An anime about pirates finding a treasure with episodes that seems that its never ending. You either fall in love with the anime or you absolutely hate it. No in between. IT'S THE BEST ANIME IN THE WORLD IT CAN'T COMPARE TO ANYTHING ELSE.

NPC: "Hey have you heard about that weird series One Piece?"
PC: "Oh you're talking about ONE PEAK????? IT'S NOT WEIRD YOU LONG BACKED ASSHOLE."

by manstabber November 5, 2022

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Enlightened Ones

A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.

"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah

by Justine Bateman May 3, 2013

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one footer

A woman whose beauty improves the closer you get to her. Because, she is just that pretty.

Did you meet Julie tonight? Now THAT is a definite one footer. What a knock-out.

by JP3773 December 31, 2015

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White One

When you have that much cannabis that you are close to/are throwing up and is extremely high.

Can also be used for genders, such as:
"he went on a white boy", "she went on a white girl".

Connor blazed so many bongs that he went on a white one

by Th3 0v3rse3r September 5, 2020

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