8 Turn

When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.

Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.

Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!

by anonymous September 11, 2022

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March 8

National be a big back day. Eat whatever you want whenever you want and no one can tell you otherwise.

John: Lets go get sandwiches, milkshakes, and a giant cake today
Larry: Why are you so big today
John: Its March 8 its national big back day
Larry: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh lets go be big

by lucy 🎀🎀 March 8, 2025

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8 Legged Fuck

- you fence

- you debate

- you are a yankees fan

- you are a ca major

- you make shitty dad jokes

- you are an unc

- you are from new york

and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker

damn, shut the fuck up you 8 legged fuck

by wolly2 September 20, 2025

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