Ernest P. Whirl

When one urinates into their lovers mouth and then uses their penis like a stirstick.

Hey Vern, would you like an Ernest P. whirl?

by utrtrhrutr August 30, 2009

p/o.i,umyntbrvecwxqz

Well, you already tried qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/ so maybe there's a chance that qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/ isn't taken? nope. every combination with any pattern is on Urban Dictionary. Go read a book.

Friend 1: None of the patterns aren't on Urban Dictionary

Friend 2: What about qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/

Friend 1: nope, not p/o.i,umyntbrvecwxqz either

Friend 2: Damn.

by absolute bruh moment November 11, 2019

P Diddy style

A sex position where you're back to back with your companion

Brought to public knowledge by Jessica Simpson in an interview she did with "Weird Al" Yankovic on AL-TV in 2006

Interviewer: What's your favorite (sex)position
Jessica Simpson: P Diddy style, you know what I mean?

by Santa Clauses Hotline November 19, 2019

p-flap flicker

When a chic rubs her cooch vigorously with two fingers until she either squirts or cums then flicks her vaginal fluid in the face of anyone close by.

I was minden my business then the bitch hit me with a p-flap flicker

by Stevie G Spot November 14, 2017

p tha f

to pass the fuck out.

alright kid, im bout to p tha f , i'll hit you up tomorrow.

by hollatchyaboi June 11, 2016

p&m pizza

A restaurant in Arnold, Pennsylvania that has the best pizza in the world

OMG P&M Pizza is soooo good!

by PIZZAGUY2008 January 4, 2017

zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p

i bet you did it the other way before
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your too bored its not okay

i suggest you go do something else before you loose all type of reality left

if your so bored to type zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p even tho you already tried qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/
its not okay

and the fact that your still reading this means your not okay
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please, go do something productive

by a guy who hates school A LOT November 22, 2022