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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.
girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club
by nigawitagun June 26, 2015
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right on dick

this means ok but in a cornish way
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bob: where you to dick
ed; aldi shag
bob: right on dick
by cornishkid July 1, 2022
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Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
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Lesbian Dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.
by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024
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National Dick Pic Day

National Dick Pic Day- Send a pic to your friends to make them laugh!
by Spectacularman24 December 6, 2022
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Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks
Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't
by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023
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