dirty krishan

when your too anxious to talk to a woman on the dance floor so you make the excuse your waiting for your mother.

person 1 - *dances awkwardly*
person 2 - "yo you gonna talk to that girl over there?"
person 1 - "nah bro im just waiting for my mom"
person 2- "stop doing a dirty krishan"

by sethisthegayestofhumans April 5, 2023

Dirty cabbage

When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour

Then sets your car on fire

Dude did you see that bitch limp off after torching that car and drop her dirty cabbage

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

dirty xanthippe

it's when a man who has a disease called bofa and a woman gets ligma do the nasty

you can't pull a dirty xanthippe on me

by joma112233 September 16, 2021

Dirty Bungledash

The act of sewing your Dirty Crusty Asshole onto your unsuspecting friend, Then proceed to drink/eat lots of dairy products while knowing your lactose intolerant. Then proceed to shit all down their throat.

Last night Nate gave Jones a Dirty Bungledash

by DA Big curly July 17, 2024

dirty zone

Innocent Spontaneous hot sexual thoughts that make you smile or daydream.

For Example:
While listening to someone tell you a story, you hear what they are saying, but your mind automatically relates what they are saying to something sexual and fun.

While this hot guy was talking about throwing his back out, my mind immediately went into the “dirty zone” and I couldn’t help but smile.

by KC Carolina Girl May 14, 2018

dirty cantaloupe

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.

Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.

by Avery St. John August 6, 2022

Dirty Aven

A dirty Aven is when you take off your socks during intercourse and shit in them while swinging it around. Causing a shitnado. Scattering all the shit across the walls

Oh god me and my wife just did a dirty Aven last night

by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025