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Dumb dick

Dick so good it made her dumb.
Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.

Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024
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Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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Dick pic

Girl: Can you send me a dick pic
Boy: *sends pic*
Girl: You got the 2 inch destroyer I see (2 inch is avarage btw)
by Faranani February 19, 2022
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National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.
by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023
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small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women
NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
by Smal dic October 22, 2019
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Dick

Omg that DICK is so JUICY
by Gvhvg June 25, 2021
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dick cheese

dick cheese smells like gabe
by heyy :))) December 20, 2020
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