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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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vacation dick

A dick that is of a great size, but which you can't take in without having to recover afterwards.
I met this guy last night, he had a vacation dick. It was amazing , but I don't think I would do it again
by Purple Maccaroni June 13, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity
David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.
by ChatchLands April 8, 2020
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Dick

A person usually named tunde and he pisses of his girlfriend alot. Also acts very childish.
by Tjasus December 29, 2018
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.
“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”
by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020
mugGet the Dick to the Hipmug.

dick

is great! helps to get ur family going! keep going idiots
by Pixelpoika October 5, 2020
mugGet the dickmug.

dick barf

by periodwithtrans February 6, 2023
mugGet the dick barfmug.

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